I Am A Black Woman

My booty’s gotta be rotund
My titties out to never
But my waist gotta stay 26
With no cellulite ever
My kinks are accepted but my conscience screams weave
I am a Black woman
And that’s how it be.
I ain’t really femininst
I ain’t really civil
I cant be conservative
Niggas gotta be the liberals
Gotta vote democrat
Wait pray and see
Cuz I’m a Black woman
And that’s how it be
When I bitch
Its never really for a reason
Can’t date a White Man
Nigga that would be treason
Can’t Ask my man for money
Then I’m a hooker with a fee
Cuz I’m a Black woman
And that’s how it be
I’m a ho if I have three babies
No Daddies just maybes
I didn’t sleep with myself
Has the fucking world gone crazy??
But I gotta shut up
And take care of my seed
Cuz I’m a Black woman
And that’s how it be
Makeup comes in two shades
Black and really Black
My button nose and big feet are always under attack
Light skin trumps dark skin
Girlfriends have no loyalty
Cuz I’m a Black woman
And that’s how it be
Oooo but my swagger is envied and I stand for revolution
My womb will birth a people that are immune to this pollution
Not only am I a math scholar
I am a literary whiz
I am a Black woman
And That IS how it is.